The best ideas in the world slowly seep into my mind when I am feeling least like myself. As soon as I regain composure, these better versions of me sheepishly shuffle out and take with them all of my future plans. | AA

The best ideas in the world slowly seep into my mind when I am feeling least like myself. As soon as I regain composure, these better versions of me sheepishly shuffle out and take with them all of my future plans.

| AA

8 months ago

A Conversation

    JB: Wait, I need to (sigh)... I feel like since I deleted Facebook making a blog would be self defeating
    NB: Ya, but this is different
    JB: It's true
    NB: Like with a blog...you don't feel the need to check it, because there are no people involved
    JB: Is it open to the public or just the--
    NB: Or just the what?
    JB: I forget
8 months ago
2 Full Glasses = 1 Rose 1 Full Glass + 1 Empty Glass = 2 Roses 2 Empty Glasses = 3 Roses

2 Full Glasses = 1 Rose

1 Full Glass + 1 Empty Glass = 2 Roses

2 Empty Glasses = 3 Roses

8 months ago
"It’s not my fault I’m so good looking."
— Zoolander
8 months ago

“Whole grains,” said Muriel.

Hello, my name is… everybody in the entire world. I enjoy eating chocolate spread in whole wheat pita. But I must honoustly say that after a while the taste of it becomes revolting in my mouth. As long as it is relentlessly whole wheat, though, it is fine.

8 months ago